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23 5 / 2013

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21 5 / 2013

katethechopstick:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Reblogging for the iambic pentameter

omg I have waited my entire life for this

(via the-ameriderp)

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21 5 / 2013

sermna:

DON’T TELL YOUNG KIDS THEY’RE REALLY SMART AND WILL DO WELL AND ARE BETTER THAN OTHER KIDS, THEN GIVE THEM EASY WORK ALL THEIR SCHOOL YEARS

they’ll grow up lazy and smug and then when they get work that actually challenges them they won’t do it, and then because they failed a semester they’ll be consumed with guilt and think their lives are over

just

don’t do it

don’t be like meeee_{eee_eeeee_{eeeee_{eeeee_eeeeeeee}}}

(via clockwise11037)

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02 5 / 2013